For whatever reason, these two overly angsty guys spend most of the episode being complete dicks, arguing with each other about nothing. I'm sorry to say, but all my suspicions about this show seem absolutely correct. Can you believe I actually do research for this?) I came across this episode as possibly containing a hot zombie girl and decided to watch it. In doing research for this article (yup, research. To me, Supernatural just seemed like it was about a couple of douchey, overly emotional, angry guys who randomly drive around trying to track down something, or solve some mystery like Scooby Doo for frat boys. You'll have to forgive me, because I've never actually watched this show and thus admittedly don't know a lot about it. Who needs houseplants when you have a hot zombie who can nibble on you safely? Tamara Feldman as Angela Mason in Supernatural – Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things (2006) I guess at the very least you left a damn pretty corpse.Įmma Bell, you can physically educate me any day you want and I promise to keep my heart pumping and my blood flowing for you until you're fully satisfied.Ĥ. Oh Amy, the fantasies you could have fulfilled for some lucky future P.E. What a shame too, because in addition to being able to fish while looking smokin' hot, Amy was into things like dragons, unicorns, and especially mermaids. teacher? I mean, I know she's blonde, but come on, how long does it take someone to graduate when your major is physical education? I guess for Amy it's all beauty and no brains…literally, because her sister Andrea blows her brains out before she even gets a chance to eat anyone else's. Hold on a second, she was a 24-year-old college student studying to be a P.E. She died young, at the age of 24, having not yet even graduated from college where she apparently studied physical education. She lived fast, granted it was mostly running and screaming from zombies, but still fast. If you are a fan of zombies then I highly recommend watching it and if you're not a fan of zombies, then what the hell are you doing here? The Walking Dead is nothing short of riveting and if I'm lying, I'm dying, but if I'm dying, I'm lying with Emma Bell first.Įveryone's heard the expression, "Live fast, die young and leave a pretty corpse." Well, Amy from The Walking Dead embodies that expression quite literally. The show is well-written, high paced, extremely dramatic, has fabulous special effects, and is more tense than a person, surrounded by zombies, who just ran out of bullets.
I want to go on record and say that The Walking Dead television series is the greatest thing to hit the zombie genre, possibly ever. Sure those dreams may be nightmares, but it still counts…it still counts. Emma Bell as Amy in The Walking Dead – Wildfire (2010)
In past years I brought you the Top 5 Sexiest Female Vampires, the Top 5 Sexiest Female Werewolves, and the Top 5 Sexiest Witches/Covens, so naturally, this year for Halloween I present to you the Top 5 Sexiest Female Zombies, granted their title for no other reason than sheer hotness, regardless of how much their movie or show actually bites.ĥ. So whether it's one woman or a whole hoard of women clamoring over one another to get a guy's head in their mouth, one thing's for certain: men love female zombies. It's not a big surprise that a man would get turned on by the idea of a woman who wants nothing more than to devour him, but throw in the guarantee that she's going to swallow and it becomes readily obvious he isn't using his brain anymore. Besides, for this article, I'll try to be as tasteful as is humanly possible. Hey, don't judge my costume and I won't call you a trashy, slutty whore for dressing like one! Let's just try and appreciate each other's costumes in all their extreme glory. So in honor of Halloween, I'm going to step out of character a bit and resurrect my role as a superficial male chauvinist pig. Am I right? Yeah, I know these comments may seem a little out of character for me, but the great thing about Halloween is that you can pretty much get away with anything and be whatever you want. Let's be honest here, the only reason an adult male, who can buy as much candy as he wants, would dress up in a cheesy costume on Halloween is so that he can attend the only party of the year where women seem to lose all of their inhibitions and dress as sexy as humanly possible. Men dress like…well, basically anything that will remotely pass as a costume so that they can attend the parties where women are dressed like trashy whores. There's something delicious that happens to people on Halloween that causes them to behave and act in ways that are seemingly out of character. Nothing says Happy Halloween like drop dead gorgeous women that can only be described as simply to die for.